An Ode to My Sad 32-Bit Laptop

While I enjoy sitting around in my room and relaxing with a face mask on just like many other ladies do, I tend to keep mine on while I play a few League of Legends matches or level up my Blood Elf mage in World of Warcraft. (Let me tell you that it makes the mask waiting time a whole lot quicker.) Sadly, my computer is not the best, and it drives me mad when I want to play some newer amazing games.

Here is my sadness in literary form:

My crappy Dell that sits atop my desk,
You whir and heat up on each end
As you try displaying the graphics
Beyond which you could ever comprehend

I install ‘Dead By Daylight’
And the happiness swells inside
As the loading screen pops open
Before it closes up and dies

“The minimum requirement is 64,”
The requirements on Steam said
As I sighed and groaned a little
Because you have 32 instead

I dream of a far away day
When my graphics can run on high
Rather than at the lowest
And it’s still lagging…

To the Steam games I have browsed:
You will be with me someday
When this toaster makes its final whir
And my new friend can make its way


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